I was sent an email showing the real meaning of our names..the list was quite extensive so I have picked a few that cover friends/family members names:

 

Any resemblence to actual persons is purely coincidental!!! 

 

MEN'S NAMES

Ben - kind hearted, will do anything for the one he loves.

Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.

Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.

David - hottie and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. Can be gay!

Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.

Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.

Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.

Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him... yeah right!

Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.

James - built like a horse. likes to bite while kissing.

Jason - big headed. never fails to grab the girls attention, full of bullshit.

Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy bastard.

Matt -  likes drink and is full of shit.

Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl.

Mike - shag muffin.

Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.

Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.

Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.

Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big.

Ryan - tall with sexy body and even sexier mind.

Scott - has serious disabilities. also takes it up the butt.

Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Says he is the man but talks bollocks.

Steve - popular and funny & hung like a donkey.

Will - wishes he were popular.

William - tall, dark and handsom. ie when it's dark, he is handsom and tall.

 

WOMEN'S NAMES

Alexandra - Smart kick ass chic.

Alison – bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.

Claire - perfect in every way and a complete sex goddess.

Emily - wears odd socks but that doesn't mean shes not cute!

Faye - wears wellies, can't swim.

Gillian - dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.

Georgina - wants to be a man.

Helen - loves sleeping and alcohol and is work shy.

Jackie - heroin addict, sold her child.

Jessica - virgin, always will be.

Kylie - can't sing but who cares.

Louise - real babe, bright too, I'd drink her bath water.

Natalie - eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.

Rebecca - hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.

Sarah - hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn.

Sharon - shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers.

Tracy - easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens.

Tracey - picks nose and eats it 

 

 

I am heading off to Ohio at the end of March for a week and I have some friends over there that I havent seen for AGES!

 

For those of you I know now, you may not know much about the fun I had as an exchange student for a year back when I was 18!  I thought I would do a bit of a 'did you know' about my time there:

 

did you know...

It was a sad sight today as I drove back from a client meeting...the disposal of Christmas trees :(

 

 

A month or so ago I wrote a blog about the fact that we were updating our bathroom, we had to re-tile, re-floor and paint the room.  PLUS add a new shower and taps.  The bathroom I am pleased to say is soooo close to being finished, I hope to have the pics on my space very soon!

 

Not content with starting one room, in our wisdom (well mainly Richard's), we have also started work on the hallway and landing...and the dining room...and the living room.  Forget finishing one room and starting the next...try starting all at the same time and living in a mess for the next 6 months.

 

I have taken some photos as evidence as to why it willl be impossible for me to have any visitors until it is finished.

 

At some point I will post the new pics when it has finally been finished.

 

 

• Seeing my nephew opening the scarf I knit him and exclaiming how COOL it was!
• Realising that I am still a big kid at heart when I woke up at 4.30am on Christmas morning.  Alas, Father Christmas had not been at that point and I had to will myslef back to sleep
• Christmas morning, Rich and I did really well with all the lovely pressies we opened.  I especially loved my 'Paint my own Eggcup' set!
• Eating a fab Christmas dinner of a Goose stuffed with a Chicken stuffed with a Pheasant - it was delish and I broke my 'no meat' rule throughout the Christmas holidays.
• Pitching up at my mums on Christmas night and receiving the loveliest, softest cashmere jumper and the handbag that was on my Christmas list
• Baking a Clemetine cake - the baking bit was fun, the eating bit not so (it was a little bitter )
• Playing loads of Prince of Persia Two Thrones - its v.addictive
• Spending NYE at Richard's brothers house - it was a really nice to way to see in 2006
• Spending NYD at my Aunt and Uncles house with the rest of the Merry, Mallison, Ward clan
• My Aunt announcing that she is going to be a grandparent and then us all looking at the wrong the cousin )

I hope you all had a great Christmas and New year too.